JediArcher
Me sigo llamando Martin, tengo 23 años. Soy de Uruguay y soy parte del Clan [uy].
Bue, nos vemos
Ismael escribió:Y este quien es?
JediArcher escribió:Ismael escribió:Y este quien es?
I am the terror that flaps in the night,
I am the surprise in your cereal box,
I am the termite that devours your floorboards,
I am the batteries that are not included,
I am the headache in the criminal mind,
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am,
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out,
I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul,
I am the onion that stings in your eye,
I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show,
I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares,
I am the hairball that clogs your drains,
I am the low ratings that cancel your program,
I am the auditor that wants to look at your books,
I am the slug that slimes your Begonias,
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair,
I am the itch you cannot reach,
I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters,
I am the jailer who throws away the key,
I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks,
I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call,
I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe,
I am the chainsaw that cuts down the trees of crime,
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus,
I am the cat that lays kittens in your bed,
I am the switch that derails your train,
I am the papercut that ruins your morning,
I am the weed-wacker in the garden of evil,
I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair,
I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice,
I am the thing that goes bump in the night,
I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink,
I am the stain that CAN'T be rubbed out,
I am the peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth,
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries,
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you,
I am the bug that splatters on your windshield,
I am the single career man all women want to date,
I am the check writer in the 'Cash Only' line,
I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date,
I am the secret center of a cherry candy-pop,
I am the electrician who short-circuits the power lines of crime,
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop.
I am...Tu vecino isma!
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